Run of the Mill Hoarder

my dick smells funny

Man

After I went to Israel and I was getting up every morning at 6 am, and the terrible jet lag I suffered from, I thought that I would try to keep the whole ‘go to bed at a reasonable hour’ thing going for the rest of my life…. TURNS OUT, I am, and will always be a night owl.

Lunch

Tortillia with chive cream cheese turkey cucumbers and sprinkly cheddar…  Going to hell, but it is sooooo delicious.

Dear Today,

You started off strange. I woke up and realized I got drunk in the middle of the night and that I was hung over. Followed ever so quickly by a bout of strangeness with the signif other. Good thing work came ever so soon, considering I work up at 1 pm for the first time in months. Work went fast. I touched more sheets today than my freshman year of college. Folded towels while humming along to the melodic sounds of Erika Badu that was playing over Macy’s Sirus radio. I bought new pillows and cases for said pillows. They are Ralph Lauren, perhaps I will have luxurious dreams tonight, unless the wine that I am about to consume does the same to my unconscious. I made plans to walk with a co-worker, and I’d say we we did about a 2 mile trek, discussing mental health and dieting faux pas. It was very nice. Now to the shower to pick up humming to vintage R&B songs and lathering my self in anything peppermint. Good day, didn’t have to use my AK.