Meet Belle, this is the 40+ year old woman that I am jealous of. Why you ask? Well this is my BF’s WAN (computer bullshit) teacher. He comes home from school on Tuesdays and Wednesdays high on numbers, and this woman. She is Italian. Apparently she wears knee high boots and above the knee skirts. He says that she is so smart and knows so much about binary code that it turns him on. I say, eww, am I really jealous of some fossil crotch? He says, she likes dark german chocolate. I say does she even know your name? He says, she yelled at me in class today for eating a gyro. I smile.
